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Urinate

Discharging of urine.
Especially up through 9-years-old, though with my 1 pant down, I urinate on myself due to I urinate inside my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Undies.
by FrroRdn June 22, 2024
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Urination

Something my brother loves on his chair after me drinking a few beers.
You urination on my book.
by Gyatt man June 23, 2024
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urinating on the flowerbeds

‘luke has been really slacking in dnd lately- he keeps urinating on the flowerbeds’
by beaseltheweasel December 23, 2021
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Dump in the Urinal

When someone says they took a dump in the urinal, it means that they sat in the urinal and took a dump.
by BLARPAGEONSTICK March 5, 2025
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urinate into this crater

Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with the words "Please listen carefully to this recording..."

The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.

The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."

He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
They need to urinate into this crater.
by Drapen August 15, 2022
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Urinal Logic

The belief commonly held by all men that while most urinals have dividers that provide privacy, it is more polite to select a urinal at least one away from another person. The farther away your urinal is from the nearest occupied one, the better. This belief can also apply to stalls, and therefore women as well, although not as commonly as with men.
"I went into the bathroom and there was another guy in there using the urinals, so I took the one farthest away from him. Just following good urinal logic"
by Animal Damage October 1, 2013
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