by mjrulz5 February 24, 2016
by whovian._.holmes April 04, 2023
One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.
by thabiznass June 03, 2022
Karl was the lucky one to awake from the cuddle puddle. So he proceeds to jerk off on everyone turning the cuddle puddle into a cummal puddle.
by The Dave’s October 02, 2023
by JCA/Bremerton December 28, 2021