number 9

the most special lipstick a girl could own. The kind she uses for them BLOWJOBS! Its smear proof and it won't come off.

My girl: DAMN! That lipstick its fly, whatchu use?
Me: Its KAT VON D. It's my number 9 lipstick ;)

by not_your_hoe November 17, 2017

number two

an act of defacation, a bowel movement

Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two.

by Light Joker November 3, 2006

Number six

The act of defecating, urinating and masturbating until orgasm all in one sitting while on the toilet. Thereby combining peeing(#1) pooping(#2) and cumming(#3) equaling six.

I always like to start off my day by going number six.

by Mbigmizzle October 21, 2010

Imaginary Numbers

A fake number that does not exist. It’s only purpose is to ruin lives. I hate math.

Kayla said imaginary numbers make her happy, and I was just happy to hear that she was happy. She’s a beautiful girl who loves coffee.

by ajc3117 September 20, 2018

Number Nazi

A number nazi, or numerical nazi or mathematical nazi.They are as annoying and similar to a grammar nazi. but instead of words they reign over numbers and, math.

Jeff-Hey Mark, what is 1 + 1?

Mark-Bitch its WINDOW!

Jeff-No dip shit, it's 2!

Number Nazi-You both are dumb-asses, 1 + 1 is an expresion, therefore, there is no equal sing.

Grammar Nazi-You spelt "expression" wrong.

by ting ting lover November 25, 2009

Number 2

Just another way to describe taking a shit

Kaylee : Wow Jakes really mad today!
Kiersten : What's the big deal so I went Number 2 on his dick last night!
Kaylee : So I guess anal sex wasn't the best idea!
Chad : God Damn't Steve if you want me to continue fucking you in the ass you cannot go Number 2 on my dick ok!
Steve : Im sorry baby it's just your dick in my ass just makes me so excited plus I really like chili & tacos!
Chad : Yeah you do like licking chili off my dick & balls don't you!
Kaylee : Oh my god you two are so disgusting!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding so gross guy's so gross!

by SlopNChop June 21, 2018

irrational number

a person that doesn't belong in your friendship circle. this person can not be made in to a fraction of friendship pie.

an awesome phrase made by brooke

Golly, your suck an irrational number.

by Brooke with an "e" November 21, 2006