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weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.
Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.
by zorgid September 21, 2024
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weather-entitled

Someone who complains about their bad weather experience that shows a lack of understanding of real bad weather and someone familiar with such extreme weather would find an exaggeration.
She complained about having to do her job outside in the humidity but her weather-entitled comments would make any Houston resident laugh out loud.
by SpikeSWA August 4, 2022
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Weather

by Weeetherdealer April 7, 2025
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Tight weather

It's use when the weather is very cool , but not firigid
TIGHT WEATHER : oh my god, weather is tight today! It's going to snow!
by AmirAFT August 7, 2019
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well weathered whore

A ho with experience and it shows in her appearance and in her performance, who knows how to take the abuse and dish it out just the same.
Bryan isn't looking for just any old slut, he likes a well weathered whore that knows what the deal is.
by Kunthuffer November 9, 2017
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Sweater Weather

When uncircumcised men get action during the winter. The sweater is a nickname for the foreskin; Thus keeping it warm during the season.
Damn dude, my dick is cold! Its almost sweater weather though!
by Mexicanese1128 December 25, 2020
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How’s the weather?

A subtle query used by the drunk, stoned, tripping, and otherwise inebriated to check a fellow’s self assessment of his or her condition. typically used in situations in which frank inquiry is not possible.
cashier: “that will be twenty dollars and 19 cents”
you: “How’s the weather?”
your stoned friend struggling to comprehend money: “quite cloudy.” (that is to say, as the analogy follows, he’s is too impaired)
by Dingus Hunter January 16, 2019
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