Jake

The name is Jake is THE MOST BEST NAME EVER TO FUCKING EXIST ITS BETTER THAN FUCKING JOE,JOHN,JACK...uhhh...JAMIE SO FUCK ALL OTHER NAMES JAKE IS THE BEST

Joe: did you see Jake over there

Jack: yeah I wish I had his name instead of my sad and not as cool name

Steve: yeah

Joe: FUCK OFF STEVE NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE

by YourUrbanGuy February 18, 2020

Jake

A guy that thinks he is good at everything. Usually tries to get girls but never works out. They think they are better than everyone but it gets them no where. The kinda guy that gets beat up. Jakes usual suck at sports and get shamed in front of everyone then just go home or leave. Don't belong on the top of the group, belong more toward the bottom where the scrubs are.

1. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.

1. Man that kid is such a jake, he probably doesn't have any friends.

2. Yo I just beat up this loser, I think his name was Jake.

3. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.

by Jake toolman June 17, 2018

Jake

A jake is usually a bit of a nonce, likes to shit on any surface and likes to talk about sex

That dude wouldn't stop talking about kids
Yeah he's a jake

by Creampie mpie nonce January 20, 2019

Jake

amazing sexalicius man beast, covered in freckles and brown hair. But sadly is a man whore. woe to the world

Jake should not be section leader

by Shellhouse September 28, 2017

jake

legit the most fine man ever. you can't resist a jake.

jake is so awesome, i couldn't imagine not being a jake.

by MrCub3r May 24, 2021

Jake

A guy who acts like he likes you but he ends up dating one of your best friends and he is a fuckboy with a 4 inch dick and he always makes you his 2 choice he asks for nudes like a thousand times

Jake is such a fuckboy

by Weedislife420 December 19, 2018

Jake

A small and ugly sloth who enjoys watching coyotes dominate everyone around them. Often forces individuals to engage in philosophical discussions without their consent in order to screw with their minds. Avoid at all costs if you want to maintain your sanity.

That fucking Jake is always going after that coyote

by Massive coyote November 28, 2017