Ian Classic

Saying you have a girlfriend but she doesn't even live in the same continent.

Hey man I got a Girlfriend!
Finally Man, Congrats! Where does she live!
South Africa, I Love Her!!!
Man, Shut you dumb ass up! Legit Ian Classic bro.

by Saccccrrrrdddd October 10, 2021

Nasty Ian

when your girl does a 180 degree backflip straight onto your dick

Bro, my dick hurts after she hit me with the nasty Ian last night!

by McChickendick April 22, 2020

Ian Parrish

A skinny white chink who doesn't gain weight no matter what he eats. He likes fishing and eating dogs. Other hobbies include watching gay loli porn on red-tube with his cousin.

Ian Parrish got hard after watching boku no pico

by I_Ate_My_Dog December 28, 2018

Ian Palmer

n. To put more effort than required, resulting in minimal reward.

Your lab report was 5 pages long? Shit, I wrote only half a page. You pulled an Ian Palmer.

by xxx_420noscoper_xxx November 11, 2014

Ian Hanchett

A man that can be referred to as the greatest child since the invention of children

"My son, Ian Hanchett, the greatest child since the invention of children, moved to Washington D.C."

by Mr. Cool777 February 28, 2017

Maile-Ian

1.) Those two people you think are dating at first but for some reason are just friends
2.) The sad case when a guy likes a girl and the girl knows but views him as a brother

Dude did you see those two on the bus last Tuesday? I can't believe they aren't dating! They're like the epitome of a Maile-Ian!

by piratesforthewin September 21, 2012

ian even

‘ian even’ means ‘i didn’t even’

ian even kno lil bih had a krush on meh

by lovelypeaches1000 January 7, 2020