You might fall for him. He might fall for you and like you... A LOT. Then you start to date, you never even wanted to date but you liked him.. so you just did. THEN. All of a sudden he texts you and says he has a secret. You ask what secret might be. But he does not want to hurt your feelings. He tells you he likes another girl and that girl likes him back. You start to get worried. He tells you who that girl is and then you cry over him for 5 hours. They start to date then other boys start to like you and you feel less insecure. Your best friend which is also his best friend Jacob tries to help you. Then you like Davids best friend and he likes you but whatever. Then all of your friends hate David and and you kinda do. Then we dont talk so moral of the story dont date a guy named David and dont your friend cause it ruins friendships!
by Ifeelgodinthischilliestonight March 15, 2020
Get the Davidmug. Person 1: Wow the act of breathing is so simple that it's practically automatic
Person 2: David still managed to fuck it up and suffocated
Person 2: David still managed to fuck it up and suffocated
by The BCOM Podcast January 23, 2020
Get the Davidmug. Amazing, funny, good, creative, amazing engineer, and amazing hockey goalie.
If you see a David you are basically seeing a god in front of you.
David's are amazing boyfriends and great emotional supporters.
David's always know what is best.
If you see a David you are basically seeing a god in front of you.
David's are amazing boyfriends and great emotional supporters.
David's always know what is best.
by scubadavestudios January 22, 2020
Get the Davidmug. 
The most annoying human being there can be in the planet Earth, he will backstab you and hold grudges against you for no fucking reason. He can’t get girls from how ugly he is and has the worst sense of humour and style.
“Ayo Nigerian Buddy 101 did you see david today?, because I wanna bash his head in from how much he annoyed me yesterday”
“Yes he tried to make a joke to me but he no funny he very sucky with the ugly style”
“Yes he tried to make a joke to me but he no funny he very sucky with the ugly style”
by I know a annoying Samuel irl December 28, 2019
Get the Davidmug. Me: Why can't David have a wand?
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho
by Totally not Meat man March 21, 2021
Get the Davidmug.