reverse rooster-crow

Refers to da lengthy five-separate-note fart ("Errhh-erh-ehrh-erh-EHRRrrrrrrhhh...") dat you let loose wif while sleepily stretching after waking up shortly after dawn.

Tiffany detests da smell of putrid methane, so just as soon as I wake up in da morning, I always rush to da bathroom and flick on da overhead vent-fan, so dat I am not near her when I let loose wif my reverse rooster-crow.

by QuacksO June 23, 2023

Full of Crows

When you have darkness in your heart and you’re peckish

You’re so full of crows

by potato.thot April 21, 2018

crow for toast

stupid, idiotic, ignorant in the ways of the "dealie"

omg this is so crow for toast! i hate it.

by kati December 16, 2003

Crowing

Crowing - to crow
Crowing means picking one’s nose. Here in Nottingham, UK, very few people use it and it’s an old expression that’s falling out of use.

“Oi, stop crowing! You’re crowin’ too deep, you’ll scratch ya brain”

by WhoShotJR? December 30, 2023

Evan Crowe

Evan Crowe is a popular young celebrity, mostly known for his appearance on the show ‘the world’
Age: 12
Full name: Evan Lance Crowe
Birthday: 17 of September
Birthplace: Melbourne, Victoria
Astrological sign: Virgo

Evan Crowe is so cool.

by Celebsonurban October 30, 2021

Crow

Ugly bitches with annoying voices who sound like crows always in your ear

It’s live but there are so many crows here I gotta go.

by Paniniman June 23, 2019

Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists

Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"

by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011