cough and turn

What doctors will say, when they want tough a little boys pp I got to of his parents without getting in trouble.

This word is commonly feared among all men

Drop your pant and cough and turn.

by anonymous February 28, 2022

never had a cough

If you've "never had a cough", you've never had an STD.

" They say the average person has 6 sexual partners in their lifetime. Shit, Nate has had enough strange for 20 lifetimes. And has never had a cough."

by Peckerwooded November 9, 2021

ROFL Coughing

Rolling on the floor laughing coughing, particularly common when taking massive gravity bong resin hits.

"Did you see Dannie?"

"She was totally ROFL Coughing after she torched a great pyramid sized resin bowl in the gravity bong and slurped it right up!"

by Bingdot Dumbledorf March 28, 2015

Anal Cough

Another very extraordinary word for fart.

Oh man I can smell that beany burrito....your anal coughs are diquisting, dude.

by Molte January 5, 2018

Cough one`s yogurt

to ejaculate, to cum , spurt etc

for the want of something to do one decided to Cough one`s yogurt over my other half`s face.

by Denis O`Shea October 30, 2006

Devious Cough

A devious cough is a sneaky pneumonia like cough that always seems to come up around important times. Devious cough can also be the cause of coughing farts and are the beginning stages of crunchy cough.
Pronunciation:” RAHHH RUHH WHEEZE XXXXXX WHEEzE RUUUUHHH KKKKK RAHHHHH””

Friend 1:I have a Devious Cough today so i’m not coming to school.
Friend 2: i also have a dfc but im gonna risk it bc of the bullying speech i have to give..

by deviouskaylen February 12, 2024

mayonnaise cough

A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.

He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.

by HorsebusterPRIME May 9, 2018