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CHEW

refering to another person, calling them slow/dumb/stupid.
I knew youd break the damn thing, now watch out chew, let me see what broke on this mother fucking big ass waste of time.
by FARTINGOUTSHITWITHOUTKNOWING November 2, 2022
mugGet the CHEWmug.

Chinese Chewing Gum

T-bag Let me get a Dab of some Chinese chewing gum

Jamal Humpherys- I got you bro
by Jamal Humphreys 288 August 8, 2016
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chew

"Chew" is a broad term. It mostly means "dip," which is moist, small shreds of tobacco used in between the lip and gums or lip and cheek, upper or lower. It can also mean loose leaf tobacco or tobacco that is more roughly cut that is chewed. And no, you retards, dip does not have fiberglass in it; it's salt crystals. Speaking of bad things, dip is known to be able to cause oral cancer and such; it can also make your gums recede, or basically "fall down" and have you lose teeth, especially if you don't already have good oral health. The effects of oral tobacco include euphoria, a head rush, increased mood, stimulation, and sometimes relaxation. Negative effects include anxiety, nausea, increased blood pressure and heart rate, and sweating.
Some brands of DIP are Copenhagen, Skoal, Grizzly, Longhorn, and Timberwolf. Some brands of CHEW are Red Man, Hawken, and Levi Garrett. There are other types of oral tobacco, like dissolving things that look like mints. There are also inhaled forms.
Jason: Yo, Mike, can I cop a lip of chew?
Mike: Jason, you retard, if you "cop a lip," it "be a dip."
Jason: Same shit.
Mike: Alright, look at this bag and then look at this can. Tell me it's the same.
Jason: Wait, so I don't get a lip?...
Mike: Nah, bro. I wouldn't do you like that. Even retards deserve a lip. Let me get my Skoal Berry.
Jim: Did I just hear Skoal Berry? Bro that shit is whack nasty.

Mike: Says the one who dips original.
Jim: Man, shut the fuck up. It's good.
Jason: Mike, even I know not to dip Skoal Berry.
Mike: Well, tell you what Jason, I know not to get fucked up off Ativan and Xanax and touch girls at parties!
Jim: True.
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Chew

A refreshing drink, like cola, lemonade, or pop.
It's hot out here, you gonna get a chew?
by bot.is.nooot.here December 2, 2023
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Charleston Chew

When a girl is riding a guy and half way through sex she puts in a dip and spits a load of chewing tobacco on the mans chest and genitals for extra lubrication.
Lenny couldn't believe his eyes when Emma reached to her desk to put in a wad chewing tobacco while she was riding him, she then spit the tobacco all over his chest and genitals because they were out of lube. Lenny was so happy that Emma gave him the Charleston Chew.
by Jenkem69 February 26, 2019
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Chewing on his shoulder

Poor guy was so high he was chewing on his shoulder and peeking out the blinds for hours.
by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020
mugGet the Chewing on his shouldermug.

Chew

A chinese jew who normally has tiny mest
by baby321 March 4, 2024
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