fleshy cactus

when you stab your dick with staples, and precede to intercourse of the gay variety. Not to be confused with the straight version Clap Wactus.

You're so gay, (fleshy cactus) can't believe you didn't Clap Wactus.

by OMG its Cuck Guy February 24, 2018

Detroit Cactus

A dead tree, cut off at the top, left to decay in the yard of a house in a lower class neighborhood, consisting of just the trunk and a few main branches.

I really should get rid of this Detroit Cactus from my yard, but I’m too lazy to bother.

by Pizzasmash May 13, 2018

alabama cactus

When an alabamian want to to get fucked by her brother but has to fuck a cactus instead.

My brothers at work so I have to ride this Alabama cactus.

by TheLeper May 13, 2018

Family Cactus

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Gurl: Family Cactus?
Boi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Family Cactus666 February 27, 2017

Portuguese Cactus

The act of sitting your vagina slowly onto a cactus and then pouring lemon juice into the open wounds

My favourite torture method it the Portuguese cactus

by YellowNiqqa March 4, 2017

cactus nig

a prick who talks shit

dude look at that guy

yeah hes such a cactus nig!

by 1i1nig July 7, 2016

cactus arms

when someone breaks both of their arms and has a cast where the arms look like a cactus

Brad: Bruh did you know that Chad broke both of his arms?!
Mark: No way! He must have cactus arms!

by matchamonster May 17, 2016