brain aids

What you say someone has when they are being incoherently stupid.

Guy1: Dude, I picked up this hooker on sunset for $4 an hour!

Guy2: What the fuck bro, do you have brain aids?

by reid_o August 1, 2008

brain rust

A term given to someone who doesn’t use so it goes unused/rusty.

This is used as an insult, basically calling someone dumb. Often used for people who value feelings and opinions over logic and reality.

Person 1 - “Does this novel have pictures in it?”

Person 2 - “bro, you have brain rust”

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Person 1 - “You can’t use the word ‘fat’ it’s offensive”
Person 2 - “I think you’ve got some brain rust bro”

by Sav 7 May 24, 2023

brain spam

brain spam is when there's tons of unsolicited thoughts, images, and sounds incoming amongst what's actually pertinent and relevant information.

I tried to do my midterm but I kept getting all this damn brain spam

by The Postatron 3000 March 20, 2010

Dingle Brain

When somebody's brain is so small that it hangs inside of their head like a dingle berry from someone's buttocks.

George: Hey Tony I think since it's raining outside we should layout and get a nice tan.

Tony: George your such a dingle brain.

by Alisonium Buttocks October 10, 2009

brain-slap

verb. to surprise yourself by doing something unexpected or something you thought was out of your league

I used to think I was stuck in my behavioural patterns forever. Then I brain-slapped myself.

Doing something revolutionary like asking for help really brain-slapped me.

by Krkič February 12, 2019

Easy on the brain

To tell someone to take it easy or slow down. Particularly relating to their head /brain or relating to someone who is overdoing it with their studies /homework.

“Go easy on the brain”

by Joey Knows All August 28, 2020

bird brain

Somebody who is saying very stupid dumb things and is always getting you confused because they don’t make sense

Your such a bird brain. You are dumb

by simpforfinnwolfhard November 14, 2020