Bishopable

'Bishop' is a jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo.

'Bishopable' is where a full bishop is not quite applicable, but still relevant.

I am tired and wet= bishop
I am tired and soggy= bishopable

by Graham Gold December 13, 2012

Bishop.

Someone who is terrified of women and people. Haven't glown up yet, massive penis, and if he wasn't so introverted, he could pull.

You look like such a Bishop.

by Virgultum_vr June 13, 2024

french bishop

Something/someone that has been made useless and/or a liability because of deliberate strategy. Originated from the French Defense in chess.

My man JD isn't looking too hot right now, his company french bishop'd him, thrown him out to wolves I tell ya.

by non9non December 3, 2021

bishop dubourg

Sanitarium full of prisoners. Fuck. This. School. EBK

“Yo bro you go to Bishop Dubourg?”
“Yea.”
“Damn sorry bro.”
“Yea I know.”

:(

by anonymous November 2, 2023

Bishop blindness

A mental disorder common among non-professional chess players causing them to not notice the opponent's bishops when making a move.

— white: (moves his queen next to the opponent's king) checkmate!
— black: Nuh-uh (captures the queen with a bishop 8.23 megaparsec away)
— white: Goddamit! I have a bishop blindness!

by Mnemotechnician August 9, 2023

beating the bishop

Jerking off / Wanking

Hey you wanna go for a ride?
Later, I’m beating the bishop

by OreoOnTop May 5, 2024

slapping the bishop

To expose your package and touch it inappropriately, especially in public.

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for slapping the bishop at the adult theater.

by Ken Seabury July 23, 2018