council bean

overweight teenage single mother, large hooped earings(parrot pearch earings),drinks and smokes when pregnant, lives on social welfare and singles mothers allowance, not a regular member of the workfoce, none of the children are by the same father, common name for male offsring is wayne. will bang everything, seriously gelled down fringe.

little britains vicky pollard is a prime example of a council bean

by Speedterrorist October 20, 2005

colos beans

Colos Beans is a company that sells 🅱️eans They serve some good beans. The beans hit best from around 2:00AM to 4:00AM. They also hit nice at 4:20AM or PM. The recipe is a secretive as The

Krabby Patty Secret Formula. A man named Colo is the founder of this company and Shrek is the CEO currently. NORMIES CANNOT EAT THIS FOOD. Colos Beans will destroy any normie from the inside to out, that touches the sacred beans. Colos Beans is a very delicious food to eat. FYI:They are served in cans. You can by one can for $4.20.

Also: On Black Friday through Cyber Monday, Colo’s Beans is 69% off. (Which is very nice

Warning: Colos Beans makes you vibe real crazy.

Me: Yo, it’s 4:20AM, let’s get the cans of colos beans.
Danny DeVito: Ah yes, we shall have our holy feast.
Keanu Reeves: We shall vibe hard with these sacred beans

by beansbeansbeansbeansbeans November 30, 2019

Bean Smack

Repeated, pleasurable smacking of the female clitoris with a bare hand.

The two hot lesbos were doing a bean smack in their cabana during the pool party.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

bean juice

The juice released from a bean. Every once in awhile a bean will preform a ritual dance before releasing a large amount of his/her juice.

I think there is bean juice on your couch, did you just juice?
Well yeah, I'm a bean.

by Schmaaal September 8, 2020

Oh beans

What you say on place of a curse word around your very old relatives

Chad stubbed his toe on his grandma's wheelchair
Chad: Oh Beans!

by Volleyball24 December 21, 2019

bean bangler

A highly offensive racial slur for a person of Hispanic origin.

That's the same bean bangler who rakes my leaves!

by Bigfatbeanburrito September 8, 2011

Bro Beans

Synonym to the words: Bro, broseph, dude, homie, man or nigga. Made popular by Thad Castle from the hilarious television show Blue Mountain State.

Anything for you bro beans.

by Cambriass January 23, 2011