An example of one of the many impossible sex acts is corn holing your partner from 100m away with a blind fold on your face.
by UpQuark October 3, 2013
Get the impossible sex actsmug. A phrase to address those who spend far more money than they really can afford, attempting to seem rich or wealthy.
Walmart Employee: "I just bought this new 65" flat screen and a ps4!"
Upper Class Man: "Act your wage you fool, I'm not going to be stuck paying for your food stamps because you're a dumbass with your money!"
Upper Class Man: "Act your wage you fool, I'm not going to be stuck paying for your food stamps because you're a dumbass with your money!"
by Rick_Aterson March 9, 2014
Get the Act Your Wagemug. Used to poke fun at someone who gloats about his power as an acting manager to his colleagues and is dating a very young girl.
Yo Al, Jim is the acting manager, don't make fun of him.
Nah, he's the acting molestor because he's dating an 8 year old.
Nah, he's the acting molestor because he's dating an 8 year old.
by oads December 22, 2009
Get the acting molestormug. Example 1:
Rich: Man, my car is really acting like Gin.
Carlos: You need to replace the starter brah!
Example 2:
Bob: Why does my girl also have to act like Gin when I go out.
Alvin: You need to donkey punch her tonight.
Rich: Man, my car is really acting like Gin.
Carlos: You need to replace the starter brah!
Example 2:
Bob: Why does my girl also have to act like Gin when I go out.
Alvin: You need to donkey punch her tonight.
by Sp3k0ps July 27, 2010
Get the Acting Like Ginmug. The act of one football player tacking anther in a more aggressive way.... a good hit. And getting fined for it.
by D.S Pittsburgh206 December 21, 2010
Get the The James Harrison Actmug. The act that demands all people pause in their speech for a significant period of time after use of the words "come", "coming" and "came".
"how will you come...over to them"
"he came...over to us"
"were you coming...when this happened?"
"have you heard of the crazy Come Pause Act ; it's all the rage in Wiltshire"
"he came...over to us"
"were you coming...when this happened?"
"have you heard of the crazy Come Pause Act ; it's all the rage in Wiltshire"
by The L Team April 1, 2008
Get the Come Pause Act mug. A long form, improvised joke — rarely told on stage — like The Aristocrats, but it involves Mike Myers, Wayne Gretzky and the corpse of Alan Thicke. The punchline is always… “So the Mountie turns to the Prime Minister’s wife and says, ‘now that’s what I call a Canadian Sex Act.’”
The classic Canadian Sex Act is rarely performed in public. It’s usually done amongst a bunch of comedians late at night, after hours when some speculates about the cleanliness of the Prime Minister’s wife’s beaver.
by MrVulgarity October 13, 2022
Get the Canadian Sex Actmug.