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Pressing ham

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham

Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"

Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
by Drop-it April 1, 2017
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putin press

Yo come here nigga imma give you a Putin press
by Vladimur scrutin February 26, 2020
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D pressed no work

When you are not working because you have depression and don't want to apply for edd because your mental health is severe and you don't want to be in a mental hospital or any mental facility or hospital in the first place . The only time I went to mental facilities for reasons that are hard to explain and I dont even want to explain.
The same person on all my examples has D pressed no work
by Natasha Lobo September 11, 2021
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Pressed

Shortened term for depressed or depression, commonly used by the crackheads or secret squad, used along with a matching gang sign hand symbol thingy.
Wow she pressed about emmas mom giving her a salad.
by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019
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Pressed

Feeling hopeless and or stressed

De(pressed)
Damn that made me feel pressed.”
by @alexisxmercer April 4, 2019
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Chat Press

1. When people debate or argue online well past the original point and it gets off topic.
2. When someone is arguing just to be arguing in the comment section.
Damn! This dude still responding although that shit was a week ago. He trying to Press chat the trend.

I got 37 likes on my post and DemonDick667 is destroying me in the comment section I can't go quiet into the night...I'm Press Chat this guy.

This guy we started debating online about Lebron, how did we get on Eminem's mom spaghett. I think he's Press chatting me.

Chat Pressing
by This Black guy said once October 18, 2021
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press-lady

The press-lady has been arrested by the police.
by uttam maharjan June 8, 2011
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