(Night time) Driving into Texas City, Texas. Is that a skyline of tall beautiful building lights covering the seashore? No. It's fucking miles and miles of oil refineries and fertilizer plants.
Living in a constant state of purgatory, with no clean smelling air and a constant threat of a hydrochloric chemical leak again. Its ok though, it will buy another football stadium or maybe a grocery store that doesn't smell like cat piss.
Am I in hell? No you're in Texas City, a place that's close to hell. But not really because there's a Starbucks.
Living in a constant state of purgatory, with no clean smelling air and a constant threat of a hydrochloric chemical leak again. Its ok though, it will buy another football stadium or maybe a grocery store that doesn't smell like cat piss.
Am I in hell? No you're in Texas City, a place that's close to hell. But not really because there's a Starbucks.
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While the exact reason for the name is unknown, it originated in the Texas minor league.
While the exact reason for the name is unknown, it originated in the Texas minor league.
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Fucking boring ass town. Everyone claims there real though most aren't. Over ran by methheads and dealers. The oldest town in Texas is about the only thing worth mentioning honestly. One street is rich take one turn your in the projects. Commonly known as Nasty Nac, Nacognowhere, Niggogdoches, Crackogdoches, Etc. Pretty much the slums or Puts if Hell. They say once here you can't leave without returning for good one day.
by NacogManiac December 26, 2016
Get the nacogdoches texas mug.A small town in Texas. Located in what's known as the big country. A place where everyone knows your business. 3/4 of the population has been to prison or safp for buying drugs, selling drugs, or failing a u.a. on probation. The best job you can hope to find here is at EBAA or Allsups on main street. Most of the people in the town are related in one way or another. It's a black hole. Most people who try to leave this town get sucked back in. Most of the residents were born and raised here. Outsiders are not easily accepted here. There is a saying here that you drive through this location you leave on probation.
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It was created between banter between two very close friends that had some information misconstrued because 2 subject were simultaneously being discussed.
It was created between banter between two very close friends that had some information misconstrued because 2 subject were simultaneously being discussed.
Talking about 2 subjects at one time being misconstrued through context.
"OMG you meant that? sorry it was lost in Textation"
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