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National tall day

September 2 everyone that is taller than 5’5 gets $5 from the little people
National tall day People shorter than 5’5 have to give up $5 to people that are taller than 5’5
by Keep in check September 2, 2020
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Tall George

He is young hearted, naive, a dreamer. May not support the best football team in the land.

But he is undeniably tall.
This is because his brain has not yet caught up with the growth of his body.
He will learn in time. He will mature. He will get used to the feeling of loss when watching his team.
Wow, isn't he a Tall George!
by Daddy_Thicc! September 28, 2020
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Tall Law

Tall Law states that anyone under 5’4 is automatically short and that anyone who is not as tall as you is also considered short. You can be 5’5 but when someone who is 5’10 calls you short you cannot argue with it. If you’re 5’3 and you call somebody who is 5’ short then you are both still short because you are under 5’4.

If you’re shorter than somebody on National Throw Short People Day (October 24th) you do not get to tell people taller than you that they cannot throw you. You would be breaking the Tall Law.
“Ayo she said she can’t be thrown on National Throw Short People Day. She’s not under 5’4 but she’s not as tall as me so that’s breaking Tall Law!”
by YokoOhNo October 6, 2020
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National Make Tall People Short Day

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day
by ironninjapi October 10, 2020
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On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.
Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!
by skdilde March 28, 2023
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national throw tall people

today is the day short people get to throw tall peopel ( people over 5'4 get thrown)
by vergin January 24, 2023
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Destroy tall people day

October 22, where the short kings can throw the taller men (6’0+) around like rag-dolls. Also they get one free kick in the nards.
Oh Kyle you know it’s October 22, Destroy tall people day ;let’s go fuck with Eric he’s mad tall.
by Dementiaslayer October 8, 2023
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