turkey skirt

That bitch I banged last night had a foul smelling turkey skirt.
You know what, I think i'll have turkey skirt for lunch.
by Matt (aka the meat man) February 10, 2008
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turkey tits

A derogatory or playful phrase used to ostracize or poke fun at the gynecomastia (real or perceived )of an overweight man.
"Hey Turkey Tits! Put down that ice cream and bring those floppers over here!"

"Well, good luck to that guy if he's trying to get married. He's got severe acne, a club foot, and the biggest turkey tits I've seen in a long while."
by WillHigh April 17, 2008
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Turkey Sandwich

Two beers, and a shot of Wild Turkey 101
Can't beat a turkey sandwich during the Thanksgiving holiday!
by urbanspan December 02, 2010
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turkey butthole

A jerk that takes all the kids candy, per jimmy kimmels request
There is only wrappers in here you turkey butthole.
by Gnomeoawaits November 08, 2017
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lurky turkey

A person who lurks around, loiters, and acts creepy in a very sketch manner. Their presence is usually out of place, resulting in suspicion.
"look at that sketcher in that alley over there. he's such a lurky turkey."
by Yuppie God House August 26, 2009
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Fat turkey

70's lingo for -Punk ass bitch
by Matthew Stegall November 15, 2005
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Stuffing the Turkey

When you rapidly finger your girls pussy
by _74 December 01, 2016
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