turkey skirt

noun: Another word for the female reproductive organ.

That bitch I banged last night had a foul smelling turkey skirt.
You know what, I think i'll have turkey skirt for lunch.

by Matt (aka the meat man) February 9, 2008

turkey tits

A derogatory or playful phrase used to ostracize or poke fun at the gynecomastia (real or perceived )of an overweight man.

"Hey Turkey Tits! Put down that ice cream and bring those floppers over here!"

"Well, good luck to that guy if he's trying to get married. He's got severe acne, a club foot, and the biggest turkey tits I've seen in a long while."

by WillHigh April 17, 2008

Turkey Sandwich

Two beers, and a shot of Wild Turkey 101

Can't beat a turkey sandwich during the Thanksgiving holiday!

by urbanspan December 3, 2010

Fat turkey

70's lingo for -Punk ass bitch

Nick is a Fat Turkey

by Matthew Stegall November 19, 2005

turkey butthole

A jerk that takes all the kids candy, per jimmy kimmels request

There is only wrappers in here you turkey butthole.

by Gnomeoawaits November 8, 2017

Stuffing the Turkey

When you rapidly finger your girls pussy

Bro I was stuffing the turkey so hard last night

by _74 December 1, 2016

lurky turkey

A person who lurks around, loiters, and acts creepy in a very sketch manner. Their presence is usually out of place, resulting in suspicion.

"look at that sketcher in that alley over there. he's such a lurky turkey."

by Yuppie God House August 26, 2009