MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG

When you are stood ballock naked with your hands on your hips and flinching your pinger by using your member muscle giving the effect of either being tugged by a string or simply just done by pure magic

"WOW!, holy shit man!.. do that again!."

what?.. flinch my pinger?

"YEH MAN!.. Do it again, that was cool as fuck (waves his hand over the pinger, a willy wave) theres not even any strings attatched.. how the fuck do you manage that one?"

... MAGIC MATE!! ;-)

"too fuckin rite its magic!!"

MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG tadger magic

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 18, 2011

Irritatin' Tug 'n' Pull

When your woman would rather jerk you off than sleep with you because she is irritated as fuck.

Bitch was so pissy last night, all I could get out of her was the irritatin' tug 'n' pull.

by zombunny November 5, 2010

tug-o-war with the Cyclops

Something that geeks and the Wapanese do when they watch anime or run Linux on their computer.

The faggot played a tug-o-war with the Cyclops after compiling the Linux kernel.

by yuck September 25, 2003

the Garden Variety Tug-O-War

When you connect two cucumbers using rope and shove them into two recipients ass holes. The two contestants run in opposite directions. The one to keep the cucumber in their assholes is the winner, the loser has to eat theirs. The loser is known as the pickler.

We tried the Garden Variety Tug-O-War at the office party, and the boss ate shit.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

playing tug o war with cyclops

Is another term of masturbating

Hahaha he was playing tug o war with cyclops

by Eric Foreman March 20, 2017

Tugga War Titties (Tug of War Titties)

When a woman's breasts droop to the sides as if someone is playing Tug of War with them, they are repelling each other in such a manner that they act as if they are magnetic poles that are repellent. Kind of like when one man is pulling on the right tit, and one man is pulling on the left tit.

Picture a nice, droopy, saggy pair of breasts. Now picture a thick rope in place of those breasts, now picture two men, one pulling on each of the ropes in opposite directions, make the boobs separate and go in opposite directions.

"Did you see that 90 year old woman? DAMN! she was lookin fine but she had Tugga War Titties (Tug of War Titties)"

by K-Britt10 February 19, 2009

The ol David Judd two pinky rub and tug

8 out of 10 people guess incorrectly where the pinky goes on this one… coincidentally also the number of people in the room needed to make it happen

Tried to name the mtn the ol David Judd two pinky rub and tug . Although it rhymed it was to long of a title and voted down by the naming commission 🥺

by Ol pop can julio August 3, 2021