midget toss

think hot potato, except with a midget.

john won the midget toss tournament

by mike oxuje November 22, 2007

Pause and toss

To pause a regular movie to a sex scene and masturbate

Pause the movie and toss

My boyfriend likes to pause and toss to the sex scene in Monsters Ball with Hally Berry

by FoxyGrandMom December 9, 2008

Toss your salad

When someone licks the outer part of your anus, the layer before the hole.

Elijah bankboimegaswagg5000 said if u disrespect him again he's gonna toss your salad.

by Anonymousguy17 November 23, 2017

pish-tosh

a nice, upper-crust, slightly less obnoxious way of saying "bullshit"

"Pish-tosh, my good man!" "He means bullshit." -Milk & Cheese

by Vee June 15, 2004

toss some disc

Phrase used to describe going out and playing catch with a frisbee. It rolls off the tounge much easier than "frisbeeing" and a lot cooler to say than "playing catch". It can be accompanied by a slight wrisk-flicking motion to further the point.

...Or if you're really lazy just the wrist movement works.

Me: Hey Seth, you wanna toss some disc? (wrist flick)

Seth: Sure, I think Amaal's coming too.

by Mr. Sparky November 29, 2006

toshtini

a drink in which you buy an expensive bottled water, pour half of it down the drain, fill the rest with tap water, shake it, pour into a martini glass and add a limeon (the key ingredient in Sprite) enjoy.

Oh, man, my favorite drink is a toshtini, its delicious, because im a fucking douche bag.

by why_the_fuck_do_i_need_a_false July 6, 2010

toss goblin

A young man, usually vertically challenged, with a particular fondness for masturbation, or someone who fiddles with themself far too often

That guy is a real toss goblin

by Hector Knox July 6, 2005