Toilet Tindering

When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.

Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."

Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"

Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"

by liquorbox June 05, 2015

Nuked toilet

a toilet that was nuked by someone's shit

"Thats a Nuked toilet in Taco bell. Im not suprised."

by toiletnuker December 07, 2020

Toilet Math

A math joke book you pick up in the bathroom to destress yourself every time you do your business, when your giggling or laughing could help cover up the sound of your relatively loud farting.

Fred likes to amuse his girlfriends with the toilet math jokes he still recalls, when he’s killing two birds with a stone.

by Fasters January 13, 2022

Clogged Toilet

Used during sexual intercourse, when you stick your own feces inside another human's butthole.

Guy 1: Bro what did you do on your tinder date?

Guy 2: Dude we did EVERYTHING. Even the clogged toilet!

Guy1: No way bro! she sounds like a keeper!

by darkenedwenis June 27, 2019

Toilet Flushing

When you're about to win Fortnite when the controller disconnects, you rage so much you flush the fortnite disk down the toilet

Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: ...
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: *hears toilet getting flushed in the background*
Me again: Ninja's Toilet Flushing

by ZeBurgerCow June 11, 2018

Toilet Monster

Toilet monster is a mysterious man who have keys to every home, comes in the middle of the night when everyone sleeps, shits in their toilet, then takes a shower and leaves. The only way to catch him: when he leaves he never wears underwear beneath his clothes!! (If you catch somebody late night, leaving your house after taking a dump and you undress him and he have underwear on him, it is just an ordinary pervert so let him go!)

Man, my water-pipe broke in my flat, luckily my neighbour gave me their keys to watch the house while they are on the vacation. I will be such a toilet monster.

Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.

by chinesemassage.mt December 18, 2018

toilet sweat

A morning's deuce after a long night of whiskey drinking and hot wings.

Last night's debauchery caused the most horrid toilet sweat I've experienced in a while.

by LuckyCurtin January 01, 2015