lamp nachos

When you have chips in your room and want nachos, but all you have for cheese is kraft singles so you put one on your lamp bulb then when it melts you scrape it off with a chip.

Damn wtf you eatin man?
Lamp nachos dog try it.

by TyraSkanks March 30, 2019

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lamp-girl

The annoying girl who steals random shit like a lamp from the bars in Amherst. She’s the type of girl who blacks out and then refuses to take accountability for her actions the next day.

Damn the monkey bouncers really had to kick lamp-girl out of the club again last night.

by Amherstdude August 19, 2022

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lamp

A sexy thing that turns on whenever u touch it.

last night when I touched the lamp it came in my mouth rlly fast. I wish it took him longer

by sexy lamps March 16, 2020

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Lamp

Laughing At My Problems

Me:*Failed my test*
Me: LAMP

by anonymous December 3, 2020

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LAMP

"LAMP" means laughing at my problems.

Example 1:
Person A: *makes a joke about something bad that happened to them* hahaha, I'm lamping right now
Example 2:
Person A&B *makes jokes about their sad past* yo not at us lamping right now

by jennieschanelbag November 23, 2020

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Lamp

When you're having a good dream, seeing a lamp indicates the dream coming to a close, this usually happens during dreams that involve you being happy, ex: becoming rich

Guy 1: I'm sad my grandfather died, but I did inherit all his money.. so now I'm rich! and set for life!
The lamp: ...
Guy 1: FUCK

by girono Giovanna the gangstar July 8, 2024

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