Dick

1. A male body part found between the legs used to pee & have sex
2. A word used to describe a regular asshole

Chad : Wow Abigail you lips are so soft I love kissing them! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Abigail : Thanks Chad would you like me to kiss your Dick with them?
Chad : Uhh like you had to ask!
Abigail : Mmmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmmm!
Chad : Ohhh! Ohhhh! Oooo! Oooo Oopsie!
Abigail : You Dick you just pissed in my mouth!
Chad : Sorry I had like 3 Large Mt Dews earlier at the movies!
Abigail : You Dick you told me you ran out of money I even paid for the movie ticket's!
Chad : Well it helps to know the guy who sells the snacks! (Wink)
Steve : Hey Chad im done at work time for me to suck your Dick now!
Abigail : Oh My God You Let A Guy Suck Your Dick?
Chad : Uh yeah how do you think I can afford to live here and get free snacks at the movies!
Abigail : YOU FUCKIN DICK! Oh My God I Sucked A Gay Guy's Dick! I Sucked A gay guy's DICK!
Steve : Hey Chad after I get done sucking your Dick can you pee in my mouth I brought home lot's of Mt Dew! (Wink)
Chad : Sure Steve and then you can lick my ass hole and I can shit in your face!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Abigail : Oh God Im gonna puke! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhhh!
Chad : Uh gross I hope you plan on cleaning that up!
Abigail : Make me you DICK! GOODBYE!
Steve : Don't worry i'll clean it up Mmmm did you have Taco Bell for lunch?

by SlopNChop September 26, 2019

Dick

adj. a shortened word for ridiculous offten modified by the word hard

Yo, look at my fronts them bitches dick hard!

by Carvillio December 12, 2005

dick

Why the f**k r u looking dick up in here pervert

u must be a girl who likes dicks

by kcuf reh ni ad yssup April 20, 2015

Dick

An exclimation used when something is outragous, extraordinary, or just cool.

"I just got the iphone yesturday"
"Damn yo, thats so dick!"

by M Dolla Makah January 08, 2009

dick

when someone does something stupid.

dude when you shot urself with that paintball gun, i was laughing but the move on your part was pretty dick.

by l-nice July 02, 2006

The Dick

The Dick (plural: Dicks; symbol or abbreviation: in or, sometimes, ----> – a double prime) is the name of a unit of length in a number of different systems, including English units, Imperial units, and United States customary units. Its size can vary from 2.5" to 5.5" with 5.5" being the standard measurement.

Tims desk is about 62 Dicks from Laurie's.

The Dick

by Deer Burger October 28, 2008

Dick

Another name for a cigar.

Hey,will you light my dick on fire so I can put it in my mouth and blow on it?

by The mythic melon October 15, 2009