lawn potatoes

Dried-up excrement from a large dog. Generally found in clusters on the lawn. Dogs like to habitually shit in the same place and by the end of the week, their droppings begin to look like potatoes.

Damn!!! That dog she has left lawn potatoes all over the yard.

I hate picnicking in the park, it is hard to find a spot that is void of lawn potatoes.

by angrybitch1970 October 3, 2009

Party Potato

A person who likes to party and have fun but is also completely up to binge watch Netflix for hours.

I have been partying for days but now it's time to potato it up. I really need to find another party potato in this world.

by Jamemo_on_the_rocks May 11, 2019

Limp Potato

An unreponsive medical patient that is limp like a potato.

She was unresponsive to the point that she was dead weight or limp like a limp potato.

by Ugly Ducks May 1, 2012

chaos potato

A domesticated rat

Rachel: My chaos potatoes just had a bunch of baby chaos potatoes!

by Rachel Aetos October 4, 2022

Uneducated Potato

What you call somebody when they make a mistake.

Nikhita called Jazmine an uneducated potato.

by JazzyUnicorn01 April 7, 2020

whale potato

like a couch potato, some who is not just lazy but very obese.

Get off your lazy ass and loose a couple hundred pounds you whale potato!

or

After he started smoking pot, he became a real whale potato.

by tee-emm August 19, 2009

Gnashed Potatoes

Coined in its use in GoW3. Gnashed potatoes refers to a situation where a team mate gets 2 or more crucial kills with the Gnasher shotgun. Due to the graphic content of the game it can be referred to as gnashed potatoes. This term can be applied to GoW, GoW2 and GoW3.

Josh - " I got three guys on me"
Pat- "make some gnashed potatoes then"

by Izolate September 29, 2011