Chode

Fat tiny penis

Dominic seese has a chode

by Pickle juice all on me887 March 6, 2017

Chode

A short fat dick.

Girl 1: He's so hot
Girl 2: Too bad he has a chode
Girl 1: Omg ew

by MiaCocoRocho August 19, 2013

chode

Term used in reference to a piece or pieces of fecal matter that become stuck to a cat or dog's fur, particularly the fur surrounding the animal's anus.This is especially common in old or obese subjects.

The misses and I are constantly arguing over who's turn it is to chase down fluffy in order to remove her chode.

by fishpaw February 24, 2009

Chode

A chubby fat small dick.

Asian,Black,Jake,A gay guy,(Chode)

by ghostkiller69 October 9, 2014

chode

a chode is a penis that is defined by being thicker than it is long (like a tuna can) and can also be used as an offence.

(2people bithcing about bob)
barry: that bob stinks of BO
Tony: yeah! he's a rite chode!

beth: mary slept with matty and she said he had a chode lol!!
megan: OMG REALLY!!!i have 2 tell sum ppl!

by Callum Talbot December 1, 2007

chode

Mix between a chair and a toad - used to sit on and hop around.

Dick: Pull up a chair, you chode.
Dan: What chair?
Dick: Shut up, dick.

by clintonius rex May 1, 2007

Chode

its not the skin between ur dumass and balls its a cock that is wider than it is long

Phantom has a 1 inch chode.

by not a dumass who thinks a chode is a taint May 15, 2003