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Shank the wank

The act of trying to repeatedly trying to stab another mans penis and balls, while in the process yelling "shank the wank!"
"Ouuch!" "What happened logan?" "Seth just shanked my wank!" Shank the wank
by AkooDaKillerToy December 13, 2017
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skirt shank

The act of going up behind a woman or girl wearing a skirt, and promptly cutting that skirt apart to reveal the woman or girls undergarments. This is usually done with scissors, a knife, or even by hand mostly to sleeping girls. It is seen in some Japanese molestation pornography.
"That creep skirt shanked that schoolgirl taking a nap at the park. What a fucking degenerate."
by Fumuru February 15, 2020
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Shanks for the laughs

Say this when someone gets stabbed on a comedy show with a comedy laugh track. A pun for "thanks for the laughs"
A: We got shanked so hard
B: Shanks for the laughs everyone
A: Shanks for watching
by Furry Balls July 9, 2021
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Shank Flag

A girl who is a try-hard whore. Dyes the complete shit out of her hair, cakes on make up like there is no tomorrow, and try's to steal other girls men. In the guy aspect, it is a boy who plays many girls at one time.
"Oh my gosh, Tara keeps trying to get with my man!"

"Yeah, and that's the third time she dyed her hair this month too, what a Shank Flag."

"Joseph has been telling me, Angella, Rylie, and Josie he wants to date us! He's a straight up Shank Flag."
by jamiejang May 14, 2012
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Bob shank

What did you do last night?
- Oh I just stayed at home and had a bob shank
by Bob shank July 25, 2019
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chip-shank

When you're eating some corn chips, usually thin pointy ones, and while chewing you get stabbed usually in the roof of your mouth.
Oww! I just got fucken chip-shanked by these nachos! I think i'm bleeding!
by mondomoon28 October 31, 2011
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shank nose

a person with a nose which is shaped like a knife. u better watch out, they are very dangerous. they normally go by the name of Keval. they rep the badman end of sai school.
woah, dont fuck with him, he has a shank nose.
by kck badman April 23, 2009
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