Nose salmon

Boogers with streaks of blood

Man roger, the nose salmon have really been running since we did all that blow.

by Buddhistboy November 15, 2023

Salmoning

The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.

I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.

by Osiffy December 18, 2023

Salmon

Its a type of fish with loads of omega 3 content

Theres plenty of fish in the sea, but i prefer salmon

by Fishfishfishyyyy January 6, 2024

Salmon Cake

When a woman from Alaska has a remarkable posterior.

Yeah Alaska was great, I got some Salmon Cake while I was there.

by Aero L December 8, 2022

salmon

i dont know

me when salmon being sussy

by mr beats January 11, 2023

salmon my hole

the strung together letters of SMH; a phrase describing the action of shoving dried fish up someones ass

"dude jacob is so not gnarly, we should commit 'salmon my hole' on him."
"COME AT ME BRO, SALMON MY HOLE"

by squares pears am i right? September 11, 2023

Salmon Death

When a person dies after releasing their sperm.

Man, I couldn't imagine being a first responder for a salmon death.

by --Satan September 24, 2023