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Speli Net

Speli Net (verb):
/ˈspɛli nɛt/

To thoroughly clean and refresh a space until it meets the highest standards of cleanliness, order, and shine the Speli standards.
"After that deep clean, my kitchen is totally Speli Net!"

At Speli, we don’t just clean we Speli Net your space.
by Spelinet August 31, 2025
mugGet the Speli Netmug.

Net Martial

An online discussion about someone doing sth. considered bad by most people. Many people will immediately bash the person with rude sentences, swear words, sex references and death threats.
Usually people just look at the few lines of text and the blurred photo before making their word. Sometimes suicides are caused by them.
It's like a court martial, only it is online.
Look, this net martial is bashing an innocent kid! This needs to stop!
by A dying goat November 25, 2017
mugGet the Net Martialmug.

Dip netting

You have heard of crop dusting, where you fart while walking to spread the aroma? Dip netting is when you, the farter, uncork the fart while standing still and let the minnows come to you.
The teacher gladly held the door while dip netting her students as they entered the classroom and all took a face full of her trouser cough. (See ‘trouser cough’ in Urban Dictionary.)
by Miquelito6233 August 8, 2023
mugGet the Dip nettingmug.

For the net

A man named shauntre
Shauntre is for the net.
by lolllllmaoo January 1, 2024
mugGet the For the netmug.

It my net

If you get a shit haircut, but have to deal with it.
It my net.... bro.
by Legga May 20, 2019
mugGet the It my netmug.

Turtle Net

Sorry late reply, I'm using a turtle net.
by PuyatLord June 11, 2014
mugGet the Turtle Netmug.

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