the wild cactus

A sex position where you you pin your partner against the wall with their leg raised on a 90 degree angle and the opposite arm also raised at 90 degrees. A little bit of grow out is preferred to for prickly feelings.
I had some mad sex the other night. He pulled out a the wild cactus and made me cum so hard!
by Catilda Grora November 14, 2022
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Cactus

If you can find someone in the world named ‘Cerig’ then they are also know as a cactus which is a nicer way of saying prick as ‘Cerigs’ are known for hating the word prick and despise being and called a prick.
Person 1: Oh you know that kid Cerig right?

Person 2: Yeah I know him/her they are a right cactus ain’t they.
by Senior Chuck August 23, 2018
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Cactus Jack's

A drink considered the real MVP of pre-drinks, often called upon when a standard vodka lime soda just won’t cut it.
Cactus Jack's is defined as: When the classic pre drinks weren’t cutting it, they chose Cactus Jack’s for their go to freshers week pre drink.
by Sophssels September 8, 2025
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Go f*** yourself.
Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.
by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025
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cactus cake

When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks
Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
by Ddoggydog December 6, 2020
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cheese cactus

That cheese cactus off that dealer way shy
by Cheese cactus April 21, 2016
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cactus

prickly, desert living, water hogging plant.
there's that pesky😒 water hogging plant that has prickles and lives in the desert called a cactus🌵
by 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 September 16, 2019
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