Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole

I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.

by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016

Tickle my testicles

A Selena fanpage that a older women likes when it’s kinda weird

That Selena impersonater is obsessed with tickle my testicles and needs to stop tickle is like 12

by Copper grace February 12, 2021

testicli

1. The plural of testicles.
2. Multiple sets of testicles

1. I have testicles, he has testicles, we have testicli.
2. If you three fools don't stop harassing me, I will cut off your testicli.

by Michael/Benjamin December 7, 2007

TesticKleaze

An unguent used for the relief of dry, itchy, or otherwise uncomfortable scrotums.

"Every man needs to feel like a man."

"Damn, my sack itches. Hand me that tube of TesticKleaze, bitch!"

by Schuermanator July 25, 2009

texticle messaging

the act of a person with testicles texting another person with testicles

Are you really still texticle messaging? You're such a faggot.

by Buffalo13 August 21, 2009

testickle

A sex toy shop

Bob: Dude, my girlfriend dumped me yesterday. I gotta go to my neighbourhood testickle to get me a new one.

Bill: Oh I have a spare you can use. They had a "buy two for the price of one" offer going when Gina left me.

Bob: Sweet!

by KickItYEAH May 30, 2011

Testiclipse

Testiclipse means when you are watching a solar eclipse through your blacked out eclipse sunglass and your friend sneaks up behind you and gives you a Nut Tap.

I was watching the moon pass in front of the sum and all of a sudden my balls were in my throat. I didn't realize it was the testiclipse. Ow! My testicles!

by HurricaneDP August 22, 2017