noon tape

a special type of tape that can only be used at noon (12pm) to bound the disrespectful

‘what are you going to do about heather?’
‘don’t worry i’ve got the noon tape’

by chickenfiddles August 2, 2021

Lost Tape

Videos that contain private or embarrassing content which is not easily accessible.

If you saw Miguel's last night lost tape you would kick him out.

by M3227 August 29, 2021

taped dick

What all hockey players do

#1 Bro, do u even tape
#2 obviously

Taped dick

by Johnathhon October 6, 2013

electric scotch tape

When you put on wool socks during sex, rub your feet on the floor, and shock them.

Dude I gave Jen an electric scotch tape last night!

by Hambone6996 October 22, 2013

tape face

The funniest comedian in the world, starting from America's Got Talent and he now has a show in Las Vegas. He has tape over his face and never talks.

Tape Face is almost as legendary as Piff the Magic Dragon.

by Memes in the Sea November 22, 2021

On the Tape

When a cops bribe money is taped under their desk. Which was the primary delivery method for being "On the take." Which no one in the history of bribery has ever used to describe being bribed; until being caught. "Are you on the tape?" However... Is relatively innocuous.

"Are you on the tape?"

"What?"

"Oh my wedding tape. You were there right?"

OR

"You on the tape?"

"Taking the wife to Cabo next week."

by Totes'mcgotes' November 23, 2021

THE GHOST ~ POP TAPE

The last album by the musician DeVon Hendryx (That now formally goes by JPEGMAFIA). The album is known by many by its most common theme, to be dark, slow, sad, ambient, reverbed and lofi. The album lyrical themes also dive into self reflective topics like sexuality, suicide, relationships and being comfortable with going through a depression. When it was released it found critical acclaim for being as open and transparent as it is, and even blew up more as JPEGMAFIA started to get more traction in later years.

Person 1: Hey man, what are you listening to?
Person 2: Oh, i'm listening to that one album THE GHOST ~ POP TAPE.
Person 1: Oh cool... you good bro? If you ever need to talk i'm here man.

by Sideways* May 21, 2023