Slinging a mucky 

Male masturbation

"Why we're you late for work Gerald?"
"I'm sorry Boss. Lorraine Kelly was on TV when I woke up and I couldn't help myself from slinging a mucky"
"Fair enough Gerald, we've all been there"

Slinging a mucky by SphincterElCapitain August 1, 2017

slinging boulders 

pushing the good stuff

yo you slinging boulders?

slinging boulders by realgmufafucka October 13, 2017

Singing Ka'von 

Is singing shine bright like a diamond.
Kinda funny kinda strange.
Doctor Strange of course.
Huge Marvel fan!

There is a wild singing Ka'von in the gras! Try and catch it!

Singing Ka'von by Nigger Longdick December 20, 2017

Singing Bird 

The name of the noise that is made when you stub your toe or smash your balls on a broad or sharp object.

*High pitched screech*

Oh man nice singing bird, your balls ok?

Singing Bird by PeckerWrecker69 May 24, 2018

Splinging 

snapping a rubber band against something or someone

I was splinging someone with my rubber band

Splinging by XxHackerWolFxX March 15, 2019

Staining the deck 

The sweat spot left on the bed sheet after sex

Diego's little brother asked what are mom and dad doing in their room? There Staining the deck"said Diego.

Staining the deck by ButterBeer2 May 1, 2019

Stranding 

synonyms for the Male ejaculation.

Don't get your stranding on my face.

Stranding by Rick Silverman June 12, 2019