Stress Coma

When you are so stressed out that you simply choose to stop everything you're doing and stare at your work.

Dude, I went into a total stress coma during finals last semester

by MatchMaker April 24, 2013

Levi Strauss Swim Team

Name given to the swim team of mexicans who think swimming in jeans and over-sized t-shirts is going to give them the competitive advantage they are looking for. In most cases they end up drowning cause they can't swim to begin with.

Miguel Phelps of the Levi Strauss Swim Team downed as he was unable to swim in his swim attire.

by Miguel Phelps July 5, 2010

sour straws

a fucking gorgeous italian guy who could lay anyone and hes got a monster cock with amplifiyed hotness.

Did you hear about sour straws?" "Yeah. he fucked me last night and i can barely walk today!

by UrMum.13 October 11, 2010

Stress

something straight edge emo kids always complain about.

Emo1: my life sucks i have so much stress
Normal person: man, shut the fuck up and just take a hit of this.
Emo1: i dont kno man *hits bong*... you kno what i feel pretty motha fucking good.

by Changing1EmoAtATime November 5, 2009

Stress

The confusion created when ones mind overrides the bodys basic desire to choke the living s**t out of some a**hole who desperately needs it

This person is stressed out because his younger brother was killing him in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

by Bastards from Hell November 1, 2011

Tea-stress

The one hapless friend (mostly male for extra degradation)who always ends up with the tea making duties because they can't build up enough self confidence not to be everyone's bitch.

Simon - "Kris, make the tea!"
Kris - "Do I have to? I made the last seven!"

Daniel - "YES you fucking do - your the tea-stress!! And when you've done that, wash these cups"

by Daniel B7 January 12, 2009

STASS

WHEN A WOMAN IS WEARING TIGHT PANTS, AND SHE IS FAT AND HER STOMACH STICKS OUT JUST AS FAR AS HER ASS. APPEARING AS IF SHE HAS AN ASS ON EACH SIDE.

BOY, OUR TEACHER HAS A HUGE STASS!

by 5JOCCHIP January 29, 2010