steiner

A piece of fecal matter that feels and/or looks like Scott Steiner's arm exiting the asshole bicep first while clenching a solid fist at the end. Also known as a Big Poppa Dump.

I try not to take immodium for fear of the massive steiner I will have to deal with days later.

by roejoebuck December 3, 2014

Cleavland Steamer

To take a huge juicy, brown, stinky dump (poop, shit w.e you wanna call it) on a person (known or just a payed hooker) before or after sex.

"Jim gave sally a cleavland steamer and it was hot as hell"

"I'd give a woman a cleavland steamer"

"Catlyn dreams of cleavland steamers in Mrs. Ford's class"

by Sexy Poo Dude January 2, 2007

Stanley Steamer

A Stanley Steamer is the act in which anal sex turns into a scat-like disaster. When you pull your cock out of the ass and you get a diarrhea surprise on your chest and/or pubic region.

Craig is asking Santa Claus for new bed sheets because they are stained with shit from the Stanley Steamer his wife gave him after Thanksgiving dinner.

by James & Ann January 5, 2008

CLEAVLAND STEAMER

This is when u take a dump on a chics chest, then make her run out in the cold and steam comes off her.

Tom: What happened with that chic Jenny from the office? She's going around saying you ain't shit.
Cleve: Damn shrimp fucked my stomach up. Told that bitch I didn't wanna fuck, but she just wouldn't stop. So when she topping me off, she screamed out, " u da shit." and i thought she said,"u can shit". Next thing you know, she was running outside throwin up from the stentch of the Cleavland Steamer I gave her.

by c.w.w September 6, 2006

stanley steamer

verb; when your partner sucks on the pubes or "carpet" of their partner to search and clean out any goodies in such area

Guy 1: Dude how was your date with Kristy last night?

Guy 2: Dude it was so nasty! I gave her a stanley steamer and found a tooth, troll doll and a bag of box tops!

Guy 1; Nasty!

by grimmith September 28, 2009

Candy Apple Steamer

When your partner defecates in your mouth & they accidently (or intentionally) let loose a hemorrhoid blood pocket.

My lady can't get enough of those candy apple steamers!

by Jimmy C. May 10, 2005

cajun steamer

A sex act that involves siphering jumbalaya inside the vagina of the female with a tube. The male (optional) then sucks it out and partaketh in it in a great feast. Tabasco sauce is optional, but encouraged.

Me and my old girl were eating at Emeril's restaraunt when I decided I was in the mood for a cajun steamer. Now she's in ICU at Grady!

by Ace Rockola March 28, 2007