starfish stabber

A man or woman who prefers the poop pipe.

I was drugged by a starfish stabber. Some starfish stabber's are blocking the road.

by jerk store June 13, 2023

the starfish

the rarest sleeping position. named after the starfish sea creature, you put your arms behind your head and spread out your legs. not very space effective, but comfortable enough.

"the starfish is the rarest sleeping position. most favor the fetal position."

by fellownapper April 9, 2021

Renee’s Starfish

The asshole of the most perfect woman in the world

I dove underwater and saw don kissing renee’s starfish

by Ronesco995 July 16, 2021

Starfishing

When your girlfriend in laying naked on her stomach with her legs and arms spread open while waiting on your little friend.

When I got home from work my girlfriend was in bed starfishing.

by BiggieSmallz! June 28, 2024

Atlantic City Starfish

When a couple is having sexual intercourse, and the male takes a starfish and shoves it in the girls vagina while she screams " Uhnnn Yah ". Then removes it and shoves it in the back of her head.

Damn, I gave my girl a nice Atlantic City Starfish last night.

by Mohandas Ghandi October 12, 2010

exploding starfish

When one sits down to defecate and an uncontrolled sneeze or cough causes a sudden full force purge through one's butthole.

I was smoking on the toilet and coughed. It was the worst exploding starfish of my life. Totally blown out for a second.

by Half Time July 19, 2021

Greasy Starfish

The act of applying cling film to your bed, slathering yourself in lube, ,and proceeding to starfish on the bed whilst (optionally) screaming "I'M A GREASY STARFISH"

"I came home last night and my partner was doing a Greasy Starfish waiting for me."

by notiamwoodman February 20, 2025