stanepoke

Alternative to bawbag, used in Scotland to denote the scrotum, usually in a derogatory manner

baw = ball, bag = bag
stane = stone, poke = small bag

Ah goat booted richt in the stanepoke.

trans: I was kicked square in the testes.

Haw stanepoke, oot ma wiy.

trans: Excuse me, good sir, would you mind awfully letting me past?

by stanepoke November 28, 2009

Stanley

I think it mean slow

Stanley is hella slow no cap

by Stanley proctor March 18, 2019

Stanley

A traitor

Stanley is a bandwagon

by Mr Randolph July 19, 2017

Stanley

A pure piece of crap

He is known as a Stanley.

by Derp.Optimus June 5, 2018

chico 'stache

A sparse but dark mustache on the upper lip. Unlike 5 o'clock shadow, the hairs are not stubble--they are long. Commonly seen on early adolescents and the Hispanic population.

Teen 1: Do you think I could grow a mustache?
Teen 2: No. It would probably end up as a chico 'stache, just like Jose over there.

by jamsandwich3 June 21, 2009

wide stance

1. An improbable or rediculous excuse for one's actions.

2. A rediculous or unbelievable position

Larry Craig's wife swears she never knew her husband was a bathroom-trolling creep, but if you ask me she's taking a bit of a wide stance on that one.

by PatrickT. September 22, 2007

rat stance

Standing position adopted while wanking (jerking off) in the shower. From the May 2005 edition of Viz comic.

"So there I was in the rat stance, I'd got to the jester's shoes and she walked in on the vinegar stroke. Nothing could stop me by then"

by Doogle October 7, 2005