spuk

Synonymous with defenestration (2)As named by the 'Spuk Pillow' found in the basement of Harper Hall (origin unknown).

We spuked a televesion from the roof of Harper Hall.

by Captain Carter January 7, 2008

Spunk Drain

A person who specifically wants to be either covered in or filled with ejaculate.

"I hope that Spunk Drain doesn't get invited to the party, she'll be fucking and sucking all night."

by PJAD November 2, 2008

Secret Spunk Spillage Solution

the solution to the age old problem for women - do I spit or swallow?

if you keep your mouth open at the point the testicular squatters are released (and say you have a hand in on the action too) then man milk just gets disguised as existing saliva / lube. Thus saving the female from having to gulp back what can only be described as something tasting like the devils piss or rudely spitting the man’s offerings out.... Thus providing the 'Secret Spunk Spillage Solution' – all parties happy!

by bexyboo August 6, 2009

spunk

Male sex juice (seamen)

She pumped me so i spunked all over her face.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

spunker

Close friend or confidante, favoured aquaintance.

Dy'a fancy a pint me old spunker ?

by Mark_Desmo April 28, 2008

spunk lash

This term is used to describe when a man ejaculates so much its in lashings!

Im going to spunk lash all over your face.

by LA2K3 May 2, 2003

Spunket

to screw somthing up, or make a mess of something, something really good or cool

I got an A on that tesr, that's SPUNKET!!!

by :.MaRy:. August 29, 2003