Smurffed

Blue alien cum, that’s sticks to you like a money bag explosion from a bank

Garret smurffed the entire graduating class

by Xavier ball suck May 9, 2020

smurf cream

a word that can be used for anything but no matter what you use it for it will always doing sexual

will you give me some of your smurf cream

by smurf cream man September 5, 2020

smurf

a smurf is a skilled gamer that makes a new account to play with lower skilled players to win.

*playing csgo*
me: how the hell did he do that?

purp42088: must’ve been a smurf.
simpmaster11: too bad the only way he can win is making a new acc.

me: yeah,,

by lillians69 November 27, 2020

sourflesh

Yall , its sourflesh . You better know who he is. Anyway chase is literally junko enoshima , thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

Bro did you see chases new video? Whos chase?? Its @sourflesh on tiktok duh.

by Ryan is swag January 25, 2021

Scurf

Victorian era slang for an exploitive employer or gang-leader.

I'll be paper thin and pale
The "Scurfs" took my life away
I'm patiently sedated
And now my only exit is
Is the cold
Is the cold poetic... Scythe

by AcePunkBeaver February 9, 2021

smurf

smurf is when you grip your partners balls till they turn blue while sucking his dick and only releasing the grip when he is about to nut

i smurfed my bf but he lost his left nut because i gripped way too hard

by but why tator February 15, 2021

Smurf Rock

When you put a rock don the pipe in the porta potty causing blue blue water to splash your victims ass

James waddled back with a blue stain after being smurf rocked

by Yung_Harold March 25, 2021