Chocolate Spreader

Someone who stirs shit

Felicia your such a fucking chocolate spreader.

by Anony:) March 22, 2020

i scream

1:when you eat ice cream to fast and you get the privilege to scream, choke or even die if you are a google click baiter
2:when your 2 year old cousin tries to spell ice cream
3:there is no third definition

i scream

by this is now my name May 15, 2020

Intentional STD Spreader

An Intentional STD Spreader (ISS) spreads STD's on purpose.
They are the scum of the earth, and deserve to get their brains removed.

"I'm Kevin Ballbags an Intentional STD Spreader,

I spread my STD's across the lands,
new partner each time, I always make them pregnant
I will not wear a condom,
My purpose in life is to ruin life and spread."

by NohaMorphis May 27, 2014

Got the Spreadsheet

A phase made popular through a fight between husband and wife where the husband detailed all of her rejections and responses to invitations for sex in a spreadsheet. Widely considered a relationship WMD. Related "sending him the spreadsheet", "making up the spreadsheet"

"Hey I heard Felicia and Joe broke up, what happened?"
"She got the spreadsheet man"
"Aww hell"
"Thats what I said"

by Florida RJ July 22, 2014

Après-Ski Jellybean Scream

To achieve successful female orgasm, usually accompanied by loud moans or screams, through finger stimulation of the clitoris—often after a long day of skiing or snowboarding

Rex: "Bro what happened to you and Emily when we all hit the hot-tub after the slopes?"
Chad: "Dude, I gave her a great Après-Ski Jellybean Scream when I hit her clit with my famous finger diddle."

by Raw Dawg Ricky April 12, 2020

hips are spreading

phrase used in the acknowledgement of a young girl/woman coming to the age where she can birth children. Also used in the south to let said girl/woman know that she has garnered sexual attention. See also: hips widening, hips getting wide, childbearing hips.

When creepy uncle Ray saw his daughter and her friends going to the pool, he made it a point to let them all know their hips are spreading with the tip of his hat and a wink right before they all barfed at the thought of the pervy piece of shit and hbis thoughts.

by helloFreshWhore November 28, 2022

screaming thompson

a screaming thompson is when you atend a Spice Girls concert, then get punched in the back oof the head

Guy 1: Man tha Spice Girls concert was awesome, too bad my head hurts.

Gut 2: I guess someone gave you a screaming thompson.

by j peter k February 19, 2008