Unevenly Spread

A person who isn’t spread correctly. Meaning their weird and different, this isn’t always a bad thing

‘She is so Unevenly Spread’
‘I’m unevenly spread but that my favourite thing about myself’

by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022

Raspberry Spread

The pretentious name Meghan Markle is calling her scam Jam.

Meghan Markle's As Ever $25 Raspberry Spread is really $3.99 Smuckers jam.

by Sussex Squad Squaddie March 9, 2025

spread thread

To spread thread means to pull aside one's thong in order to provide access.

"You remember Tiffany from the club last night? She spread thread for me in the bathroom, bruh!"

by _toasterboy_ April 23, 2023

Omega Spread

The definition of a “Omega Spread” is a woman with a big ass that curves. In other words “Her Ass is heavy”

“You seen Kesha latest Instagram post? Yes, Kesha got an omega spread now! ”

Another example would be “Aye Parlay look cuh, shawty got an omega spread”.

by Hollywood baby July 22, 2024

Glute Spread Nigga Sex

where 5 niggas hit simultaneous glute spreads and all start doing butt stuff

bro me and the bros hit a glute spread nigga sex last night

by NiggaPocSlay222222 August 24, 2025

No spread

A way of preventing a person or group from spreading what you’ve said or done.

Can however be counteracted by a swift “Rights” from the other person.

Person A: hahaha, Felix is a total sperg.
Person B: I’m gonna tell Felix you said that!
Person A: No spread!
Person B: darn it!

by Bruh bruhton November 17, 2019

pebble spread

When you go to eat a chicks ass (or dudes) and thier asshole is covered in flecks of toilet paper balls (dingleberries).

Dude, I went to go eat this chicks ass and she had the most gnarly pebble spread I have ever seen.

by roachnastee December 11, 2017