spreading

when a girl spreads her pussy lips in order to invite you for sex. the "invitation" comes from the notion that the girl is intentionally making her vagina and clit easier to access.

this can either be done with the girl on her back (for missionary) or with the girl bent over (for doggystyle).
bernice told me she was horny and asked me to come over. when i asked for proof, she just sent a picture with her spreading her pussy.
by ferr.ero rocher May 24, 2024
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Spreading

When you spread your shit to form a solid layer. Remember to cover your ass when you take a shower to build those layers! Or just don't shower at all.
Guy 1: Damn man, I forgot to cover my ass and my spread melted from the shower.
Guy 2: Why the fuck would you shower in the first place if you're spreading?
Guy 1: idk
by Benoodle5 April 07, 2020
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Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
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Spread the beans

When a man performs a sexual act on a woman that hasn’t been properly cleaned
Well how John spread the beans last night
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Texas Spread

When a woman has a large flat area between each breasts. A large distance from each boob.
Met this girl last night with great tits but she had a Texas Spread. Her boobs were so far apart from each other.
by KrugerFC June 15, 2022
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west side spread

a west side spread is a type of way you can finger a woman. You start woth making a west side symbol with your hand and inserting it into you woman and when it is inside your woman you spread your pointer finger and your pinke finger creating the west side gang sign. Trade marked By Daniel and cooper. cooper and i created this word when we where in cooking class messing around.
Dudeee i totally used the west side spread on Tina the other night and she was wetter than a water fall
by Not,e 1020 March 23, 2018
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god spreading

Dude stop god spreading the car is already stuffed as it is.
by WarKami September 09, 2021
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