Don't touch me I'm Spanish

When you don't want social interaction and you feel Superior

Guy1: hey! *Touches guy2*

Guy2: Don't touch me I'm Spanish!

by Itisiraven February 25, 2020

Spanish kiss

The act of two people, placing their buttholes directly on each other, and farting at the same time.

Brad and Jackie went to bed, shortly after they Spanish kissed.

by BojanglesBigred January 29, 2022

spanish tummy

being unwell due to eating food prepared in the bowl of a blocked toilet, or a drink of water containing unrecycled rats piss

that piella has given me spanish tummy,

by vinnny August 24, 2006

spanish inquisition

When you are at a strip club and the dancer has her back to you & you attempt to grab one of her breasts by reaching through her legs.

I was at Chicks n' Beer in Rosarito and this stripper was dancing in front of me and my buddy gave her the Spanish Inquisition. It was sweet!

by Jimboooo May 26, 2006

Spanish Tatto

Also known as the sexy mark , that kind of tattoo is made by the Spaniards , hot young Spanish boys. Usually are placed around the neck and the stomach.

*Is that a Spanish tattoo ?
* Haha yeah , he gave me that hickey last night :P

by Whoeverrr69 February 19, 2011

spanish sandwich

An act of depravity where a lady is defrocked by 2 males, one in the front bottom and one in the rear, also under DVDA.

My said Gemima, Auntie Fanny had a right spanish sandwich going last night with the milkman and the butcher!

by Al Cowan January 28, 2007

Spanish Omlet

A sexual fetish in which eggs are cracked into a womans fun-bucket or a mans septic-hole Egg-beaters are inserted and whisked inside the said hole. The resulting juices squeezed out onto a dinner-plate is known as a spanish omlet.

Mikeys Spanish Omlet was not enough to satisfy Kierans apitite for his favourite dish. Mikey came up with a solution to this problem by hireing mexican children to cook extra when kieran came for dinner.

by Gonzo Philosophy August 30, 2009