sparta

A poor man's At the Drive-In.

A VERY poor man's At the Drive-In.

Jessica: What are you listening to? It sounds like a mediocre version of At the Drive-In.

Bob: Oh, it's Sparta.

by 20YardJetLag January 17, 2005

spart

The gassy-fluid discharge which explodes from an insemenated anus.

My ole' lady sparted all over herself after I donkey-balled her ass last night.

by ten rb January 8, 2005

slart-faced

adjective: description of the facial expression of someone who is mardy, annoyed, or angrily disappointed by events. The phrase comes from early 1980's East Midlands (Rutland) slang. Similar to "having a face like a smacked bum".

Sharon got slart-faced when her boyfriend talked to Tina.

by diskgrinder September 1, 2008

Splat your peach

When a woman Orgasm's see orgasm

My man didn't finish me off last night so I went to the next room and I splat my peach all by my ownself.

All my ladies if you feel me come on do it do it splat your peach.

by MichaelMadman January 14, 2011

Sparta

"...The Mars Volta, who do weird prog-shit and only have fans cos they're too scared to admit that they're listening to them simply to be cool."

You're an idiot.

Sparta are pretty good (Collapse is one of my favourite ever songs) but they fall so short of The Mars Volta's brilliance that is must be embarrasing for them.

"Hey whats that your listening to? Sounds kinda like Blink 182 doing ATD-I covers."
"Yeah, its Sparta. And by the way, The Mars Volta are gay."
"k."

by atthedrive-inforever January 24, 2005

Splarf

A Brain fart.

"So there I was at the grocery store.........".... "I totally just splarfed what I was saying."

by Magic Motion April 12, 2009

Sparta

Sparta is home to some of the most spoiled brats ever. The "poor" people in Sparta aren't even poor. They all get what they want because their parents are loaded and live in huge houses. Most of them take the money their parents give them and go buy alcohol or drugs with it. This town has nothing to do in it other than to drink and do drugs, which is why all the kids are fuck ups. Their high school is piece of shit which is now being remodeled and is the most expensive school remodel in NJ, a whole $71 Million dollars. Next time you go to town look around CVS or Dunkin Donuts and you will see people doing drugs or drinking. Our middle schoolers are a disgrace, pretty much all of them are whores or are whore wannabee’s. However, Sparta is very good at sports and that’s why half the people move here, if your thinking of moving to Sparta don't! It will be a decision you will regret forever.

Person 1: Wanna go and see a movie?
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Sparta Theater.
Person 2: EW no I frekin hate Sparta!Let's go to Rockaway.

by you don"t need to know 265738 April 13, 2009