Sperm Bandit

A guy who sperms in random places and doesn't clean up the mess or tell anyone he came there.

Dude eric had sex with that girl in your basement 2 weeks ago and didn't do anything about it. What? he's a sperm bandit!

by poopshooter33 January 31, 2010

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sperm dumpster

A person (either a female or a gay man) that is very ugly. No one wants them for anything else but sex and people just dump their sperm into them and then kick their ugly ass to the curb.

Sitting at a stop light...an ugly bitch walks out in front of your car... "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING SPERM DUMPSTER!"

by waKtheSak September 10, 2008

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Sperm Frube

When you cum in a condom then its left on the bedside table, in the morning the girl is hungry and she see's the condom full of spunk so then decides to drink it like a frube!

think of a frube! .......Sperm Frube

by Frubes49 December 11, 2011

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sperm in law

When a woman has a baby conceived using anonymous donor sperm, the individual her parents blame for all the child's undesirable traits is the "sperm in law"

Our new grandson cries when we put him to bed. Our sperm in law probably did that.

by Neoal July 25, 2014

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Sperm Spinner

Someone who tends to share their semen with multiple partners and spreading STDS and birthing ugly children, coming in two forms, chav spank lubber and southern rubbners.

Tyrone: he fucked my daughter! That fucking sperm spinner!
John: what type was he mah niggah?
Tyrone: one of them cracker chav spank lubber kinds!
John: let's kill thAt fool tam!

by John Sam June 28, 2015

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