Selber

A Selber is a broad that hides herself from the world wide web, or trys to.

Selber isn't really Selber

by Your mom 1 January 6, 2009

sloberer

Sloberer- The name given to a person who engages in the act of oral sex whilst sober.

Etymology: The slurred, drunken, contracted form of 'Sober Blowjob Giver' resulted in the formation of this word.

Noun: Slober - The act itself

"You don't even drink and you did it! Damn sloberers giving slobers like there's no tomorrow!"

"Awwww, man, I can't believe you gave him a slober last night at that party! That is gross!"

by Zumoid November 30, 2009

slobert

A man who lays around all day and is afraid to talk to girls.

Dude, you are such a slobert, stop blushing and just talk to her already.

by Blue_Devil736473821 December 16, 2009

Soberfitz

An alcoholic man who is always drinking. Even while working he can be found drunk on top of a crate or two of whiskey.

Dude, look at that guy! he hasnt left the pub for a day and a half!

Yep, he is definately a Soberfitz

by G8HMF May 11, 2010

Salber

1. A Very Amazing Couple, found only very rarely
2. A Creative thinking Method

1. Those two are a Salber of couple
2. A very Salber way of thinking.

by Salber October 12, 2010

Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network

thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party

by clayhands December 9, 2010

soberies

The people that don't smoke or do drugs. Noun version of sober.

The soberies hid all the beer in the party.

by Its a word January 4, 2011