A women who smells her significant others genatalia upon his returning home in an effort to check for signs of disloyalty.
Sucks for him shes a bone sniffer. He Carry's wet wipes because his girls a bone sniffer. He shouldn't have married a bone sniffer knowing he pokes anything that moves if he didn't want it to end in divorce.
by Fuzzy nuggets October 5, 2019
Get the Bone sniffer mug.a person who likes to sniff objects but normally hair. usually comes from a payton,noah, or a Mallory.
by CatINTheHatThEbest October 10, 2019
Get the Sniffer mug.When you run out of things to call Frances and having poked fun at her glasses and invent this nickname in a tweet.
by Steveeypips August 11, 2019
Get the trampoline sniffer mug.A disparaging way to refer to the type of sports fan, most obvious at the collegiate level, who likes to get a little too close to the players, especially after the game.
Euphemistic synonym: "Rabid fans."
Euphemistic synonym: "Rabid fans."
"Before we conduct any interviews, it's a good idea to let the jockstrap-sniffers storm through here. Then we'll shoo them out and get down to business."
by al-in-chgo May 24, 2018
Get the jockstrap-sniffers mug.Guy: I love the smell of dirty pussy!! Smells like fresh caught salmon in a fish market!
Other guy: Dude you’re such a salmon sniffer!!
Other guy: Dude you’re such a salmon sniffer!!
by Mimiko January 1, 2018
Get the salmon sniffer mug.A middle aged gay man who likes to sniff the spicy penal sausage of uncircumcised Jotos before taking them in his mouth.
by Gaysofthunder69 January 31, 2020
Get the Chorizo Sniffer mug.Bed sniffer is someone who actively tries to get into other people's sex lives uninvited and when it is not their business. a bed sniffer is also when someone is on the act of persecuting people based on sexuality, non life threatening, and sanitary fetishes and kinks.
1. george: "Did you really tell the head of our department that Jack was having sexual relations with a customer that actually met at a cafe??"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."
2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"
Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."
Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.
Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"
Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."
2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"
Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."
Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.
Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"
Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"
by TeiThule88 April 2, 2020
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