smelly snare drum

Farting on someone’s bare belly.

I was laying out getting a tan at the beach when some weirdo plopped down on my belly and quickly gave me a smelly snare drum.

by Justbsayin February 25, 2023

Smelly R-Kelly

When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.

“I gave that bitch a smelly r-Kelly, and watched her vomit”

by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018

Smelly Indian

An Indian that never buys deodorant, soap or shampoo because back in India they only wash when it rains.

There's a van full of smelly Indians pulling up. Quick! Let's go indoors!

by Heath45387 July 5, 2023

smelly leg

When a female shit's on your leg and your shin blast her in her cunt

The new nurse got the smelly leg yesterday

by ChiefDickems December 28, 2016

smelly panda

The results of sexual intercourse when the male produces highly potent protein semen.

"Shes got a smelly panda after her encounter with Daniel"

by onthepersuitofhappiness March 29, 2015

Smellies

Shitty Xmas gift consisting of shower gels or deodorants maybe some cheap aftershave/perfume if you're 'lucky'

What did you get for Xmas?

Not much just a few smellies

by Jax Lyger March 31, 2016

Smelly Fernando

When passing gas while in the act of intercourse. Similar to a dirty sanchez.

Dude we were doin it and here came the smelly Fernando to ruin the whole thing.

by Stinky Peet March 26, 2022