Smelly Safe

In women’s prisons, the Smelly Safe is where inmates hide contraband. Also known as a Hairy Handbag. Politely called a Vagina.

I think Karen has a bit of heroin hidden in her Smelly Safe

by Charliebynature April 14, 2021

Smelly Kelly

The phrase smelly Kelly is a well known insult used when referring to Kelly Jordan who is the wife/caretaker of Richard Samuel Jordan (WingsOfRedemption). It is just one of the many phrases coined when referring to Kelly and the most popular one. Kelly earned this nickname from obviously being smelly, not only that, but Kelly has a huge issue with farting in her sleep. According to Richard it’s so bad that “ Kelly let’s talk farts like a machine gun under the blankets and is not a very pleasant smell.” .

“ at least they’re not calling me smelly Kelly no more.”

“ can you guys come up with a better nickname and smelly Kelly?”
“ mawds ban anyone in chat saying smelly Kelly, thanks in advance!”

by UncleTomDaJigga July 30, 2025

Smelly Sandwich

What a girl has in between her legs when every waffle chef in town has slathered her sandwich.

“Sammi’s trying to steal my boyfriend”
“Yeah you and everybody else.”
“I’m not threatened though I heard about her smelly sandwich.”

by canbyhighschoolshooter April 18, 2018

d Anthony's smelly piece

The immortal god D'Anthony plays soccer for saltfleet and is a god at it and shorty taming, But after early soccer pratise in the morning D'Anthonys shlong gets super smelly and u can smell it from miles away. His shorties notice it and taste it when they run bare top later that night after they go on dates.

sarahar: d anthonys cock is bare smelly when i run top i can smell it from miles away

maddy cooper: its d Anthony's smelly piece

by Mandemwalahibucktee December 13, 2018

smelly onion

A dirty vagina aka canned sardines in a moose knuckle

Yo you're a smelly onion

by Oj has been freed November 6, 2019

smelly bible

it started as a pippeli then turned into bible because pippeli sounds like bible and it smells. as we came up with it we were tired af.

hey you have a smelly bible

yeah i know *does the ritual*

*starts singing* smelly bible *and changing the highness of the voice

by shiggybible January 17, 2020

smelly welly

a guy who smells bad and also is an asshole

guy 1: you might want to use some deodorant

guy 2: fuck you

guy 1: wow you are such a smelly welly

by aksdjaksjdjasfhlasdklasjflks October 12, 2016