Sports Hipster

Most likely a male who grew up on sports center. He likes to play and watch a wide variety of sports. He mostly roots against the home town team. He will like teams that are not even close geography wise, but might like them especially for flashy jerseys or a single player. This person will dress in very unique sports apparel.He will have a wide collection of jerseys from many teams, and sports. These jerseys are out of the ordinary, and will be unique. If the jersey is vanilla then the Sports Hipster would not be caught wearing such a traditional uniform. Bold, Flashy, Rebellious and Athletic would describe a sports hipster.

For example if a Sports Hipster lives in Green Bay, Wisconsin he will become an Anti-Packer fan. Therefore getting much pleasure in the Packers losing, and taunting the fans. He will therefore like some random team like the San Diego Chargers just to make Packers fans ticked.
Clothing examples: Oregon Ducks football jersey; Maryland Black Ops; Wild tennis shirts; Crazy Golf Pants.

by Manny1123581321 January 15, 2013

Gameday (Sports)

Day of a sport event. Preferably an event, involving some form of a ball.

The day of a basketball game, football game or soccer game, etc. are referred to as Game day.

Gameday (Sports), Day of game, Game day

by Unbeat October 21, 2012

shortstack

a particularly short person

"that shortstack cooks might good"

by JT December 15, 2003

Sportsmanlike

adj. Describes a behavior which is deemed to be 'appropriate' when engaging in any particular sport. Used most often in the context of referring to poor sportsmanship. IE, either behaving poorly during a game, or engaging in unfair play, even cheating.

Kind of ritsy.

It's not very sportsmanlike to cheat. Only a poor sport would do such a thing.

by CommandoDude October 2, 2010

White Shorts Theory

The theory that states that any girl wearing white shorts will always look attractive at a distance, especially at night. Always. This theory might produce actual results of the forementioned girl actually being attractive, but she will definitley look slightly less attractive than what you imagined her to be.

Guy: "Yo duuuude, check out that girl in the white shorts, she looks bangin'!"
Theorist: "I dunno man, remember white shorts theory. She could totally be an uggo."
Guy: "Good call, I'll get closer and scope her out."

by Duke92 October 26, 2010

sports drag

The ensemble an over zealous fan(s) of a sports team chooses to wear (costume, wigs, body paint, etc...) in public,or at a sporting event to show support for their favored team.(Much to the dismay of the other unsuspecting friends or guests attending the event with this person!!)

I really wanted to hang out with Biff after the game, but he was dressed in all that creepy sports drag! I was totally embarrassed!

by Kiki Kaschube June 23, 2007

Slorostitute

A girl that is a mix between a slut, a whore, and a prostitute. these girls usually will sleep with anyone.

That girl is a slorostitute for sleeping with every guy in the school.

by TheWhitestPimpYouKnow September 25, 2010