Shinkle

The act of defecating only when you inteded to urinate. A cross between the words Shit and Tinkle.

Margie went to the bathroom to tinkle but instead had to spray the bathroom heavily with room freshener after the shinkle she experienced.

by newwordscreatedhere May 1, 2010

slinkerknot

a person who is unable to speak in the present tense

*takes a swig of beer from a bottle
"mmmh, this beer was tasting very good and is going to be remarkably smooth"

"I am going to be a slinkerknot"

by eggz09 September 13, 2011

Slinking

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and throwing it at another person for sexual gratification.

Janice loves Steve slinking on her tits.

Dave slinked all over his girlfriends face

by Squirrel Lord 83 August 28, 2013

slinky dink

If your imagination is vivid enough to think up this word, youre awesome.

Yesterday I was laying down, bored, and all of a sudden I was Slinky Dink.

by CandidPolaroid September 2, 2019

slinky

one hell of a sexy mofo who needs to be ravished like the bitch that he is

schlinkay come here and take me to heaven

by beckstar October 11, 2004

Slinky jerk

The act of masterbating without an erection.

or for girls;

The act of masterbating a guy who doesn't have an erection.

"Oh man, I did a slinky jerk today but stopped when I got a hard on. I have control".

"Dammit Jacob, whats wrong with your penis, I don't want to slinky jerk, you're on your own".

by Justin_Ley October 2, 2006

Cum Slinky

The process where a male ejaculates into his partners' open hand, then the partner swaps the cum from hand to hand in the motion much like they would use with a real slinky, but in this case the slinky is made of cum.

Man, last night i busted in Julie's hand and she played with my seed like it was a cum slinky!

by Vasken October 18, 2008