Serrt

Depraved. A state of perversion.

"Omg, that girl is so serrt. She keeps trying to get me to assmouth her."

Serrt by Uma345 March 5, 2010

bologna skirt

A sexual practice involving cutting a hole into a slice of bologna and placing it around a man's penis in the manner of a skirt.

Playing with whipped cream is passé. All the cool girls are making bologna skirts.

bologna skirt by MakeUpAlley Refugee June 13, 2011

Skirt stache

A skirt so short that you can see a woman doesn't wax her pubic

That hooch with the short skirt has a skirt stache

Skirt stache by Skirtchase July 6, 2011

jean skirt 

Attire for a woman who recently survived chemo or is interested in other women.

That jean skirt is looking fierce.

jean skirt by Superman72419 December 24, 2011

Orphan skirt 

When you own a skirt that does not look good with any of your other clothes. Thus, you cannot complete the look.

I don't have any nice shirts, I guess this will have to stay an orphan skirt until I buy something that matches.

Orphan skirt by Shana1076778 October 17, 2013

rabbit skirt 

1. A skirt so short you can see her hair! (hare)

She was teasing all the guys at the mall because she was wearing her rabbit skirt.

rabbit skirt by 0ldragon November 3, 2013

skrat

A type of creature that is most active and prolific during the summer months. It spends its winter life dormant into basement apartments where it disrupts its owner with daily nuisances such as; killing goldfish and making nests. Dirty fowl creature that makes very loud noises at any point of the day. These vocalizations can often be repetitive and cause migraines after a long night of hitting the york. Fortunately the last skrat has been spayed and there will no longer be any descendants terrorizing the meadow vole and grackle populations in Ontario.

Can also be used as a verb.

"Skraaaaat atat, stop opening doors"
"Skrat, your scheming level must drop before I pellet gun you"
"Skrat, stop bringing in meadow voles to our basement!"

"Stop skrating like a lindzoid

skrat by Pete Bass, A Nutt April 2, 2014